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The Best Halloween Joke of the YEAR
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride...
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The Confession
A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, “Is it still requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?’ The rabbi...
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The Vasectomy
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off. When he is fully undressed...
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50 Shades of Golf
Four guys have been going on the same golf trip for many years. This year, Ralph’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. And thus he calls his buddies and tells them the bad news. Two...
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How is Hillary Clinton Doing?
A reporter asks Bill Clinton, “How’s Hillary’s head?” “We’ll, she’s no Monica.”
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Dead Camels aren’t much fun
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their...
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The Box Under Bill & Hillary’s Bed
When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, “I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it.” In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of...
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Voted Best Joke in Ireland
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife !” That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night ! He went home and...
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The Departing Rabbi
At the regular Saturday morning service, the rabbi announced that he was planning to leave for a larger congregation that would pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants...
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The Old Golfer’s Hand Job
An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign hanging...
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Murray and Hilda’s Retirement Community Love Story
In a Jewish retirement home lived Murray and Hilda. They got to know each other over time and spent long hours getting to know each other. Eventually, they became a couple, sitting together in the sun...
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A Jewish Honeymoon
A young Jewish couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. “Well”, said her mother, “so how was the honeymoon?” “Oh mama”, she replied,...
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The Pet Parrot
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. “Why so little?” she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and...
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World’s Best Short Joke of the Year Nominee
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. ‘Mom’, he asked, ‘Are these my brains?’ ‘Not yet,’ she replied.
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The Only Cow
The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for 2,000 rubles, or one from Minsk for 1,000 rubles. Being...
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Japanese Dirty Sex Joke
A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex : Husband : Sukitaki. Wife replies : Kowanini ! Husband says : Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo ! Wife on her knees...
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Are We Kin?
Two good ol’ boys in a Tennessee trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local Nissan plant. After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd,...
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Great Nun Joke – Sara Pipalini
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth...
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The Two Prostitutes Joke
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: Two Prostitutes – $50.00. A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them, and told them they’d either have to remove the...
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A Spaghetti Love Story
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a...
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